{"product_id":"boba-kitty-mineral-wash-waffle-knit-shorts","title":"Boba Kitty Mineral Wash Waffle Knit Shorts","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eScientists have confirmed that cats should not be stored inside beverages.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe cat featured on these shorts disagrees.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSuspended in a delicious glass of boba tea and surrounded by an alarming amount of happiness, this tiny creature has achieved a state of enlightenment previously thought impossible.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Big Love Club logo rests on the pocket as a reminder that somebody, somewhere, approved this design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Summer adventures\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Acquiring snacks\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Existing dramatically in public\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Becoming emotionally attached to cartoon cats\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Pretending you don’t already have enough shorts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe cat appears comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e The boba appears comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e You should probably be comfortable too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarning:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e May attract compliments from strangers, curious ravens, and people who immediately understand your vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf someone asks why there’s a cat in a drink, simply maintain eye contact and say:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Where else would it be?”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; 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