Doug’s Plane Purchase - T-Shirt

It’s A Write Off — Stonewashed Tee

A luxury airplane for the province while Ontarians can’t find family doctors, afford rent, or survive grocery prices? Don’t worry. Apparently, “it’s a write off.” ✈️

Inspired by the ongoing discourse around ’s government aircraft spending, this design combines a tattoo-style aircraft illustration with floral detailing and a banner referencing the legendary line: “It’s a write off.”

(Unfortunately, much like David Rose, certain people seem unclear on how write-offs actually work.)

Printed on a premium vintage black stonewashed heavyweight cotton tee with a relaxed oversized fit and a soft broken-in feel that immediately feels like your favorite shirt.

Details: • 100% heavyweight cotton
• Stonewashed vintage black finish
• Relaxed oversized fit
• Soft premium feel with excellent thickness
• No itchy tags because Ontario is already irritating enough
• Tattoo-inspired airplane and floral artwork
• Designed for civic despair, sarcastic survival, and doomscrolling local politics

Perfect for: • explaining public spending priorities through fashion
• ironic airport fits
• Ontario political discourse
• surviving late-stage provincial nonsense
• standing in line for healthcare while somebody else upgrades to first class

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Made for Ontarians 🦝

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