{"product_id":"meowzers-mcknifepaws-shaped-acrylic-keychain","title":"Meowzers McKnifepaws Shaped Acrylic Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery generation gets the hero it deserves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis one got Meowser McKnifepaws.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eArmed with an alarming number of extremely pointy finger accessories and exactly zero impulse control, Meowser patrols the neighborhood in search of injustice, unattended snacks, and cardboard boxes that need immediate investigation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNobody knows where Meowser came from.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNobody knows how he acquired his remarkable collection of knife-paws.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMost importantly, nobody has been brave enough to ask.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDressed in a completely original yellow-and-blue costume chosen exclusively because it complements his magnificent orange fur, Meowser is ready to bring a healthy amount of chaos to your keys, backpack, purse, lanyard, or emotional support collection of tiny weird things.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Abilities:\u003cbr\u003e • Enhanced loafing\u003cbr\u003e • Superior zoomies\u003cbr\u003e • Acute snack detection\u003cbr\u003e • Dramatic entrances\u003cbr\u003e • Extremely aggressive biscuit production\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWeaknesses:\u003cbr\u003e • Vacuum cleaners\u003cbr\u003e • Closed doors\u003cbr\u003e • Being told “no”\u003cbr\u003e • Empty food bowls\u003cbr\u003e • Basic workplace professionalism\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect For:\u003cbr\u003e • Cat enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e • Collectors of tiny troublemakers\u003cbr\u003e • Fans of suspiciously familiar but legally distinct heroes\u003cbr\u003e • People who appreciate unhinged energy\u003cbr\u003e • Anyone who has ever looked at a cat and thought, “That creature should absolutely not have access to weapons.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeowser McKnifepaws is a trained professional.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo not attempt to attach knives to your own cat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe cat will not become a superhero.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe cat will become a problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eContains:\u003cbr\u003e • One (1) Meowser McKnifepaws\u003cbr\u003e • Several imaginary knife-paws\u003cbr\u003e • One hundred percent more chaos than recommended by experts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarning:\u003cbr\u003e May cause spontaneous growling noises while searching for your keys.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdditional warning:\u003cbr\u003e Meowser believes all snacks belong to him.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e Acrylic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4cm, 5cm, 6cm, 7cm. 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