Prrrrrrfect Parfait Kitties Mineral Wash Waffle Knit Shorts

After years of dedicated research, the Big Love Club has finally answered the question:

“What if a parfait contained more cats?”

The results were overwhelming.

Layers of sweetness.

Layers of chaos.

Layers of tiny furry creatures that absolutely should not be trusted around dairy products.

Featuring the world-famous Prrrrrrfect Parfait Kitties, these waffle-knit shorts are designed for individuals who appreciate whimsy, snacks, and making absolutely no effort to explain themselves.

Ideal for:

• Summer wandering

• Ice cream acquisition missions

• Looking suspiciously cheerful

• Making strangers smile

• Secretly being three cats stacked on top of each other in a trench coat

The parfait kitties have no known natural predators.

Researchers suspect this is because nobody has the heart to stop them.

Side effects may include:

• Increased coziness

• Sudden cravings for desserts

• Speaking to cats in a voice you swore you’d never use

• Feeling like the main character in a cartoon nobody remembers creating

Please do not feed the parfait kitties after midnight.

Actually, do not feed them at all.

They’re already full of parfait.

Prrrrrrfectly full.

Item Number: UB0005

Gender: Unisex

Fabric: 70% cotton, 30% polyester

Fabric Weight: 10.0 oz/yd² (340 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean

Features: Basics, Casual, Street, Daily Casual, Outdoor, Running, School, Sport, Office, Cotton Blend, Drawstring, Snow Wash, Crop, Loose, Mid Waist, Summer

Print Size: 40*52cm

Notes: Minor batch differences can occur during blank garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing. This is common in apparel manufacturing, and we work hard to keep every item consistent.