{"product_id":"prrrrrrfect-parfait-kitties-mineral-wash-waffle-knit-shorts","title":"Prrrrrrfect Parfait Kitties Mineral Wash Waffle Knit Shorts","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter years of dedicated research, the Big Love Club has finally answered the question:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“What if a parfait contained more cats?”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe results were overwhelming.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLayers of sweetness.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Layers of chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Layers of tiny furry creatures that absolutely should not be trusted around dairy products.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the world-famous Prrrrrrfect Parfait Kitties, these waffle-knit shorts are designed for individuals who appreciate whimsy, snacks, and making absolutely no effort to explain themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Summer wandering\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Ice cream acquisition missions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Looking suspiciously cheerful\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Making strangers smile\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Secretly being three cats stacked on top of each other in a trench coat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe parfait kitties have no known natural predators.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eResearchers suspect this is because nobody has the heart to stop them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSide effects may include:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Increased coziness\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Sudden cravings for desserts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Speaking to cats in a voice you swore you’d never use\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Feeling like the main character in a cartoon nobody remembers creating\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease do not feed the parfait kitties after midnight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eActually, do not feed them at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey’re already full of parfait.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrrrrrrfectly full.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; 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