Rubber Neck Pidgin Mineral Wash Waffle Knit Shorts
Hold on.
Come back.
Did you see that?
No, over there.
Further over there.
A little more.
There.
The Rubber Neck Pidgin has spent its entire life investigating situations that do not concern it.
A suspicious noise?
The pidgin is looking.
Someone dropped a french fry?
The pidgin is looking.
A dramatic argument occurring three postal codes away?
The pidgin is already there.
Despite popular rumours, the neck is not actually made of rubber.
It is made entirely of curiosity and poor boundaries.
These waffle-knit shorts celebrate the noble art of being incredibly interested in absolutely everything.
Features:
• One exceptionally nosy bird
• One convenient pocket
• Unlimited opportunities to pretend you’re minding your own business
The Rubber Neck Pidgin would like to remind you that eavesdropping is wrong.
However…
…what exactly were they saying?
The pidgin needs to know.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Length | 20.08 | 51 | 20.47 | 52 | 20.87 | 53 | 21.26 | 54 | 21.65 | 55 |
| Waist | 12.99 | 33 | 13.78 | 35 | 14.57 | 37 | 15.35 | 39 | 16.14 | 41 |
| Hip | 21.46 | 54.5 | 22.24 | 56.5 | 23.03 | 58.5 | 23.82 | 60.5 | 24.61 | 62.5 |
Item Number: UB0005
Gender: Unisex
Fabric: 70% cotton, 30% polyester
Fabric Weight: 10.0 oz/yd² (340 g/m²)
Fabric Thickness: Moderate
Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Features: Basics, Casual, Street, Daily Casual, Outdoor, Running, School, Sport, Office, Cotton Blend, Drawstring, Snow Wash, Crop, Loose, Mid Waist, Summer
Print Size: 40*52cm
Notes: Minor batch differences can occur during blank garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing. This is common in apparel manufacturing, and we work hard to keep every item consistent.