{"product_id":"rubber-neck-pidgin-relaxed-drawstring-three-quarter-sweatpants","title":"Rubber Neck Pidgin Relaxed Drawstring Three-quarter Sweatpants","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Rubber Neck Pidgin has seen things.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot important things.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust things.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA guy carrying an unusually large zucchini.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e A dog wearing boots.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Someone parallel parking with unreasonable confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Rubber Neck Pidgin notices everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, it also understands absolutely none of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a pair of wide-leg shorts designed for maximum comfort and maximum observation, this distinguished bird serves as a reminder that curiosity is free and minding your own business is difficult.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRecommended activities include:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Looking over there\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Looking over here\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Looking back over there just to be sure\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Standing in doorways wondering what happened\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Developing strong opinions about situations you only partially witnessed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Big Love Club has repeatedly asked the pidgin to stop investigating random events.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe pidgin has agreed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe pidgin is currently investigating why everyone keeps asking it to stop investigating random events.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProgress has been limited.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease enjoy these shorts responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOr don’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe pidgin certainly won’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; 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