Screaming Scull Relaxed Drawstring Three-quarter Sweatpants

The skull would like to apologize.

Not for screaming.

For being caught screaming.

There is an important difference.

Printed on a pair of unapologetically oversized shorts, this mysterious entity appears to be experiencing a situation. The nature of the situation remains unknown, although experts suspect it may be related to existence.

Or taxes.

Or opening a browser tab and immediately forgetting why.

Perfect for:

• Wandering through abandoned food courts

• Looking like you know a secret

• Listening to music that sounds better at night

• Existing in a permanent state of “it’s complicated”

The skull has been observed screaming continuously since at least 2003.

Researchers initially believed it was distressed.

Further study revealed it was simply communicating.

Loudly.

Please do not attempt to comfort the skull.

The skull does not want comfort.

The skull wants you to buy comfortable shorts.

Which, honestly, feels a little hypocritical.

Item Number: RK0020

Gender: Unisex

Fabric: 57.4% polyester, 36.8% cotton, 5.8% other fibers

Fabric Weight: 10.3 oz/yd² (350 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Thick

Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean

Features: Basics, Casual, Sporty, Daily Casual, Outdoor, Running, Sport, Office, Cotton Blend, Drawstring, Mid Long, Loose, Mid Waist, Spring, Autumn

Print Size: 40*52cm

Notes: Minor batch differences can occur during blank garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing. This is common in apparel manufacturing, and we work hard to keep every item consistent.