{"product_id":"screaming-skull-mineral-wash-waffle-knit-shorts","title":"Screaming Skull Mineral Wash Waffle Knit Shorts","description":"\u003cp\u003eAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSorry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe skull wanted to introduce itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a melty, distorted screaming skull pulled directly from the collective memory of early internet culture, these waffle-knit shorts are dedicated to the golden age of questionable downloads, glitter graphics, and accidentally learning HTML.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe skull is screaming.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNobody knows why.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePossibilities include:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Existing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Monday\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Dial-up internet\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • The human condition\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Realizing the embarrassing thing from 12 years ago wasn’t forgotten\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDespite its appearance, the skull is surprisingly friendly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt just expresses itself loudly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese shorts are perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Looking cool in parking lots\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Standing dramatically beside vending machines\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Listening to music that frightens your parents\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Experiencing emotions at unnecessarily high resolutions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Big Love Club logo sits quietly on the pocket and would like everyone to remain calm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe skull has declined to comment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; 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