{"product_id":"screaming-skull-sweats","title":"Screaming Skull Sweats","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCongratulations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAgainst all odds, you’ve located a pair of sweatpants.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot metaphorical sweatpants.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Actual sweatpants.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a screaming skull on the front because screaming internally is exhausting, and the Big Love Club logo on the back so strangers can identify you as a member of an organization that may or may not exist.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese sweatpants are ideal for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Feeding cryptids\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Becoming emotionally attached to inanimate objects\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Avoiding responsibilities by becoming one with the couch\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Looking mysterious in grocery stores\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Wondering if this product description has gone too far\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe screaming skull has no official statement at this time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Big Love Club, however, would like to remind you that existence is weird, reality is held together with duct tape, and you deserve comfortable pants.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSide effects may include:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eIncreased coziness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eUnexplained confidence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eTemporary immunity to boring outfits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eBecoming aware that somebody had to write this description\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou are now imagining the sweatpants.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe sweatpants are imagining you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the club.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; 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