{"product_id":"spicey-pouncing-specter-kitty-shaped-acrylic-keychain","title":"Spicey Pouncing Specter Kitty Shaped Acrylic Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eFirst of all, let’s get one thing straight:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is absolutely, positively, 100% not Nicolas Cage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHas never been Nicolas Cage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHas never met Nicolas Cage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWould not recognize Nicolas Cage in a lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAny resemblance between Spicy Pouncing Specter Kitty and any flaming skull-themed individuals from film, comics, television, folklore, mythology, urban legend, or the collective consciousness of humanity is entirely coincidental.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow that our legal team has finished screaming into a pillow…\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet Spicy Pouncing Specter Kitty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA completely normal cat who experienced a perfectly ordinary amount of rage and accidentally became an immortal fire skeleton.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs one does.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWitness the blazing skull.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMarvel at the dramatic chain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestion absolutely none of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eScientists have attempted to determine whether Spicy Pouncing Specter Kitty is powered by supernatural forces, cosmic energy, or the fury of being picked up when they clearly didn’t want to be picked up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eResearch remains ongoing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat we do know is that they appear whenever someone says, “It’s probably fine.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause it is, in fact, not fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNever fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot once.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpicy Pouncing Specter Kitty travels the highways and backroads searching for injustice, bad vibes, and people who stop in the middle of grocery store aisles.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome say the chain burns with the fire of a thousand suns.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOthers say it is mostly decorative.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe truth may be beyond human comprehension.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis keychain is perfect for anyone who enjoys cats, chaos, fire, skulls, motorcycles, questionable life choices, or Nicolas Cage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSorry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot Nicolas Cage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDefinitely not Nicolas Cage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe lawyers are pointing at me again.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e Acrylic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4cm, 5cm, 6cm, 7cm. 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