Fordnation Trash Fire Garbage Container
Ontario didn’t get leadership.
We got a garbage fire.
This reusable car trash bag features the FordNation Trash Fire design: a pile of flaming trash, smoke billowing upward, devil-horn Doug grinning like everything’s fine, and money flying away like public services on clearance.
It’s the perfect place to toss:
• crumpled Tim Hortons cups
• fast food wrappers from the drive-thru economy
• parking receipts from the city that somehow costs more every year
• and whatever scraps are left of Ontario’s common sense
Because if the province is going to be run like a trash fire, the least we can do is organize the garbage properly.
Hang it off the back of your seat and let it do two jobs:
- keep your car clean
- express the exact level of political exhaustion most Ontarians are feeling
A small piece of functional protest art for people who are done pretending everything is fine.