Rubber Neck Pidgin Relaxed Drawstring Three-quarter Sweatpants
The Rubber Neck Pidgin has seen things.
Not important things.
Just things.
A guy carrying an unusually large zucchini.
A dog wearing boots.
Someone parallel parking with unreasonable confidence.
The Rubber Neck Pidgin notices everything.
Unfortunately, it also understands absolutely none of it.
Printed on a pair of wide-leg shorts designed for maximum comfort and maximum observation, this distinguished bird serves as a reminder that curiosity is free and minding your own business is difficult.
Recommended activities include:
• Looking over there
• Looking over here
• Looking back over there just to be sure
• Standing in doorways wondering what happened
• Developing strong opinions about situations you only partially witnessed
The Big Love Club has repeatedly asked the pidgin to stop investigating random events.
The pidgin has agreed.
The pidgin is currently investigating why everyone keeps asking it to stop investigating random events.
Progress has been limited.
Please enjoy these shorts responsibly.
Or don’t.
The pidgin certainly won’t.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Length | 28.35 | 72 | 29.13 | 74 | 29.92 | 76 | 30.71 | 78 | 31.50 | 80 |
| Waist | 14.37 | 36.5 | 14.96 | 38 | 15.55 | 39.5 | 16.14 | 41 | 16.73 | 42.5 |
| Hip | 22.83 | 58 | 23.62 | 60 | 24.41 | 62 | 25.20 | 64 | 25.98 | 66 |
Item Number: RK0020
Gender: Unisex
Fabric: 57.4% polyester, 36.8% cotton, 5.8% other fibers
Fabric Weight: 10.3 oz/yd² (350 g/m²)
Fabric Thickness: Thick
Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Features: Basics, Casual, Sporty, Daily Casual, Outdoor, Running, Sport, Office, Cotton Blend, Drawstring, Mid Long, Loose, Mid Waist, Spring, Autumn
Print Size: 40*52cm
Notes: Minor batch differences can occur during blank garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing. This is common in apparel manufacturing, and we work hard to keep every item consistent.