Screaming Skull Mineral Wash Waffle Knit Shorts
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Sorry.
The skull wanted to introduce itself.
Featuring a melty, distorted screaming skull pulled directly from the collective memory of early internet culture, these waffle-knit shorts are dedicated to the golden age of questionable downloads, glitter graphics, and accidentally learning HTML.
The skull is screaming.
Nobody knows why.
Possibilities include:
• Existing
• Monday
• Dial-up internet
• The human condition
• Realizing the embarrassing thing from 12 years ago wasn’t forgotten
Despite its appearance, the skull is surprisingly friendly.
It just expresses itself loudly.
These shorts are perfect for:
• Looking cool in parking lots
• Standing dramatically beside vending machines
• Listening to music that frightens your parents
• Experiencing emotions at unnecessarily high resolutions
The Big Love Club logo sits quietly on the pocket and would like everyone to remain calm.
The skull has declined to comment.
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Length | 20.08 | 51 | 20.47 | 52 | 20.87 | 53 | 21.26 | 54 | 21.65 | 55 |
| Waist | 12.99 | 33 | 13.78 | 35 | 14.57 | 37 | 15.35 | 39 | 16.14 | 41 |
| Hip | 21.46 | 54.5 | 22.24 | 56.5 | 23.03 | 58.5 | 23.82 | 60.5 | 24.61 | 62.5 |
Item Number: UB0005
Gender: Unisex
Fabric: 70% cotton, 30% polyester
Fabric Weight: 10.0 oz/yd² (340 g/m²)
Fabric Thickness: Moderate
Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Features: Basics, Casual, Street, Daily Casual, Outdoor, Running, School, Sport, Office, Cotton Blend, Drawstring, Snow Wash, Crop, Loose, Mid Waist, Summer
Print Size: 40*52cm
Notes: Minor batch differences can occur during blank garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing. This is common in apparel manufacturing, and we work hard to keep every item consistent.